When Drake Never Called Me

In August 2023, I came up with the brilliant idea to give Drake my business card since I had floor seats at Fiserv Forum, "It's All A Blur," tour. There was a house listed for $30,000,000, and I thought it would be the perfect home for Drake. I imagined that I would become a millionaire in about 60 days by delaying the payment of taxes on the commission and tripling it before settling the taxes. The night before, I was incredibly excited, fully believing that I would be a millionaire in less than two months from the sale of this home.

I wore two shirts to the concert. On one of them, I wrote a message to Drake on the inside and attached my business cards to ensure he would receive it.

Well, I turned my shirt into a football at the perfect time to launch it on stage as I was on the floor. It did land on the stage, and it may have touched Drake's face. So message received right? Even when Drake came down from the stage to walk on the floor to DJ, I managed to give his longtime friend and business manager, Chubbs, my business card. He winked at me. I couldn't believe I'd be a millionaire in less than 60 days. I've been supporting Drake since Degrassi and cried when the incident happened that placed Jimmy in a wheelchair. Drake's birthday is the day before mine; we're almost birthday twins. I had a difficult real estate deal to close in order to get the floor seat ticket and glam for the day into my budget. The deal closed, I did it, and I was fully confident this was meant to be.

Days went by, no call from Drake. My shirt did land on stage; I saw his posts with the other gifts he received while performing. The tour ended, no call from Drake. Months went by, and I still didn't hear from Drake. Eventually, the home would go on to be sold to an estate from IL. This story is so funny! Had to share in honor of Iceman, the album by Drake being released Friday, May 15th, 2026! I don't have a $30,000,000 option right now, but I do have a great brand new business modern condo community right around $6,000,000! I think Drake could rename it to "The Aubrey Graham Business Commons." I'm working hard to lease up some of the vacant units; 13/16 units are for sale, can be purchased in bulk, multi purchased or individual unit - www.sellingthedairystate.com

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One last thing, I'm filming my first episode for a National Emmy Nominated TV show very soon! I've relaunched my YouTube channel that I didn't utilize much to store episodes there.

https://youtu.be/SSS_Ordtrlk?si=3iy5mt1mXNH24UPj

P.S. When he walked past me, I totally freaked out! I'm not sure how I would've sold him a property back then without passing out. I'm ready now!